Posted 1 year ago with 2 notes me, personal, no curtain guys,
The sleeziest curtain ever. I have no curtain in my bathroom, but this will do for now. I’m just tired of my neighbors seeing me naked all the time. Really, it happens all the time. I’ll be coming out of the shower sometime around 11 pm, and I’ll be hitting up my bong nude and my neighbors will be in the midst of stripping down fast (newly weds who have sex all the time with the curtains open) and our eyes will meet, and oh god it’s so awkward. The other day I ran into them at Whole Foods and it was weird since they came over and said hi. Next time they see me naked I’ll just smile and wave or something to ease off the tension.